I've had it. This could possibly be the last bit of sane piece of rant to ever be seen in public out of anyone calling herself Soluhikari. Funny, that's an oxymoron, a sane rant. Anyways, college has been very bad to me this semester. Grades are horrible, I'm hanging in there in hopes of not dropping out, yet my psychological status is far from stable. It is a dark, irritated beast curled up in a paranoid coil, hoping nothing can disturb its much needed slumber in the dank chambers of my sanity. Yet all of the world is there for mankind to exploit. Valium seems to be a beautiful option at the moment, although I would take a bag of gummy bears over anti-depressants any time.

Freud once described women as "the dark continent". How accurate he is, that bastard probably knows it, smug douche. Nothing against the feller, I'm somewhat fond of that cigar-smoking bearded twat. Anyhows, from the middle of last semester to this exact moment, I have been fighting a two front war between an annoying Latina and a vengeful Korean whore. Yes, the same Korean girl who bagged on me for being Japanese. Apology for my genetic material, although it sounds rather hypocritical out of a female who assumed I was of her race until she heard my last name called out by the professor during lecture, since she is the holy one who is never wrong, who am I, an un-holy pagan, to judge her pure dictation? Silly, silly, bitch, Solu, you shall rot in purgatory until you start loving Jesus. I hope to meet my idols there, I do believe the majority of dictators of pre-20th century are all partying there? Hmm, I am rambling off the topic by slight bit, must make a 180. The Latina is the one who sold me out, spewing my honest words into the selective ears of the Korean child, whom I shall now call "J" lest I offend the other population of the Korean race who is blessed with common sense and sympathy for other entity other then themselves. The Latina shall be called "M", for the convenience of my typing skills. Oho, silly me, vending off of the topic again. M and J are pretty much teaming up against me and another individual, for we are the apparent heretics for not inviting both M and J to any of our silly social flounders. My argument was that J and M both hang out with others and not invite us all the time, yet they seem to conveniently forget that piece of information. The Red Scare trend is in, McCarthyism of the semester lives on.

First and foremost, I don't want M or J to be my friend. I want them to leave us alone. We are content with out social networks. Kindly refrain yourself from prodding it. But no, the saints of Candy Mountain must prod, must involve with every individual who was ever seen with us in public, seek some dirt, even seduce my dear friend's potential mate for the hell of it, just to break her heart. I do not blame the man, who can resist a free blowjob? But the girls, I have news for them. Happy endings where princesses win and they get everything they've ever wished for, and the evil witch and the dragon dies some miserable death worse than having cancer, a bad breakout of genital herpes, and HIV positive on the test all at the same time; this is only available in participating stores. Where we are, bad guys can win. Joker doesn't have to get his ass kicked by Batman all the time. You don't need a good GPA to become the President of the United States. MTV doesn't have to play music at all. This, is war, my lovely saints of Hooverville... This, is War.

I have myself a broomstick in the left hand, I think I shall administer this to one of the saints. Take it all, take it like a man, bitches... Santa's coming to town. I'm sick of being their dildo, I'm sick of seeing people that has nothing to do with the problem itself getting hurt or involved in any way. When a country gets infected with dangerous, highly infectious viral diseases, what does the strongest nation do? Quarantine the poor lads, and drop napalms into the area, then add some nukes just to make sure everything's dead. They were an unfortunate loss, but for the sake of the well-being of the world...! How dreadful this decision is, and regrettable to say the least. But allow me to quote a pompous arse.

It's just good business.

Don't take this personal, ladies. I tried, I really did. But my friend and I, we're just really really tired with this low productivity.



Shall we Dance?


1. HighLighter Godzilla verses Sasukes invisable woo-woo. [link]
2. Mayuri-sama with soda pop [link]
3. Crack SasoDei [link]
4. Us in Harry Potter [link]
5. Sasori and Kisame with Blaziken

OK, at this point of my life, I've realized that my sick, sad sweet life isn't really full of too many good things. However, I've had enough tea for the day, and enough caffeine to kill most rodents for the moment (Thank you Sandra, for your wonderful tea parlor and fantastic tea-brewing skills... ) and am in a good enough of a humor to post a baton. My second wife by pure mistake as the result of excessive NyQuil consumption handed it to me just to spite my already farktastic day. Lovely, aint it? Gotta slap that hoe... *personal note*

So here goes, the guess your anime baton. Rules are simple, you pick five animated series which you've never watched before, and try to guess what it is about based off of what little knowledge you have about them. Sounds simple, eh? Now be horrified by my stupendously chaotic guess! (Is a horrible guesser)

CHOICE NUMBER 1: Moyashimon

Apparently, it's about some cute creatures bouncing around and interfering with the daily lives of us humans. I'm assuming that they are some bacterial organisms, based off their designs? Hmmm, dunno... Bleah, but they're not too interesting looking to poke at my interest enough... *grumble*

CHOICE NUMBER 2: Rakisuta (Lucky Star)

Oho, this can't be too hard. It looks like a cheap lovechild between Azumanga Daiou and Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi... Some franchise anime based off a light novel for Jr. high school girls who thinks Reborn is the best anime ever created, and male specimen otakus who's most meaningful relationship with a female of their kind were their mothers. The blue-haired girl is probably the main character, the one that doesn't make much sense but acts cute so everyone loves her. The purple haired duo are probably twins with polar opposite personalities... Eh, there really aren't much else to say, yo.

CHOICE NUMBER 3: Towards Terra

I actually have high expectations for this anime, and have always wanted to watch it, except I couldn't since I can never find the first episode... *grumble* Hmm, the white haired guy is probably some key to saving/destroying some key plotline in the story, and the blond woman with uberly curly hair is probably closely related to him... Story line wise, it's something similar to some near-future scifi thing that involves saving Earth, fighting rebel forces to ensure their safety, and some philosophical encounters of the meaning of mankind's existence if all they do are destroy even their mother planet.

CHOICE NUMBER 4: Avatar the Last Air Bender

The same wife who gave me this baton has recently joined the closely-knit community of Avatards. Hmmm, she tried pressuring me to watch it, but I've never felt the need to watch it. Well, since the title includes the phrase "the last air bender", I assume one of them are the last Air Bender, perhaps the bunch of children are searching for this feller? And the series seem to be heavy influenced by the ancient Chinese culture... So by using my obsessive knowledge of warlords, I assume there is a great war going on involving a ginormous bastard of a nation taking over other smaller nations, involving some internal conflict, most likely some group of emo royal family with at least one bitch older sibling and a power-hungry father, and one fella trying to make things right by joining forces with the beloved heroes. ...That's it for this.

CHOICE NUMBER 5: Chowder

I always see the commercial for it. And I always find myself asking this question: What the F**k is that purple thing wearing the pointy hat? That fat arse haunts me in my dreams. I occasionally peek out of my sleeping bag at night, wondering if that mofo is out there somewhere, seeking out my blood. Maybe he's under my bed. Maybe he's right outside the door, staring into the peephole... Maybe he's the one that messes up our dorm bathroom so the shower head is clogged when I shower, resulting in the abrupt loss of water as I am washing my hair. Or perhaps he is not even a he... I don't know. Oh, I'm losing my track, erh, yes. Back to the guessing. I think it has something to do with cooking, and some chaotic shit taking place everywhere in some odd, unpredictable, cheesy-pun-covered way... Mein Gott, what is that purple thing!? *shoots self in head*

Ok, I'm supposed to tag up to three people, but I don't feel like it, so complete the challenge only if you want to. Have fun!


1. HighLighter Godzilla verses Sasukes invisable woo-woo. [link]
2. Mayuri-sama with soda pop [link]
3. Crack SasoDei [link]
4. Us in Harry Potter [link]
5. Sasori and Kisame with Blaziken

OMFG, I'm back in college!

WARNING; DO NOT READ THIS JOURNAL ENTRY IF YOU WATCHED CLOVERFIELD, KOIZORA, NUMBER 23, AND LOVE THEM TO DEATH AND WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE ON ME BASHING THE SOLE CONTENTS OF THE PLOTLINE IF IT HAS ANY (ESPECIALLY KOIZORA). ALSO CONTAINS CRUDE, DARK, VERY TWISTED RACIAL JOKES ON ASIANS ALTHOUGH I'M JUST SAYING IT TO MAKE FUN OF THE ANNOYING SITUATION, I MEAN, COME ON, I'M JAPANESE TOO, SO YEAH, BUT ANYHOWS, NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WOULD BE INCLUDED IN THIS ENTRY, SO DON'T YOU GO WANKING OFF ON ME BACK HAIR JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IN THIS JOURNAL OFFENDED YOU. I NEED THAT HAIR FOR THE MASTER PLAN ON DOMINATING THE WORLD.








YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
































CONTINUE ONLY IF YOU READ THE WARNING!!





















OK, so I'm back in college. Watched few movies with buddies so we can all go to classes the next day, and recall the night before and daydream about that during lectures. First and foremost,

Cloverfield.

WHAT

THE

CRAP

WAS

THAT?

It was kinda like the crappy cross between Godzilla and the Blair Witch Project. What, the shit. I still don't understand why it was called Cloverfield. Maybe it's an Eastcoast thing, as a Westcoast person, I wouldn't know. That's all I've got to say for that movie. Good thing I didn't have to pay for the ticket.

Second. Number 23.

.........And???

Sure, it was suspenseful at certain moments, but the DVD kept on stopping at the sex scene, and I just got sick of it. After a while, it just seemed to me, the entire idea of having sex is kinda like making a Thanksgiving Dinner... You know, the whole slapping random meat together until something pleasing to the five sensory crap is created. But after a while, you get sick of it and the meat doesn't seem so great anymore, and there are always leftovers and whatnot. You get the idea, I hope. And the ending, well, it had me questioning the point of the movie. So what about it? What was I supposed to gain from the movie? Meh, that's that.

Now, for the crappiest movie I have ever seen... And when I say crappiest, yes, I mean THE Crappiest. Yeah. Koizora. Here's the basic review a person who liked the movie would say *coughMYDUMBARSESISTERcough*

"Koizora is a movie every woman should watch. It is the epitome of true love, if you don't like it, you don't know what love is and probably am too twisted or evil to ever find out what it is!"

...yeah. Allow me to summarize the basic plot. Or what I got out of peeking at it from my popcorn.

Main character girl is an average Japanese high school student. She gets to know a guy over the phone from the connection set up on her friend. They meet. Second day they meet, they have sex. Guy tells her he loves her. But won't break up with girlfriend. He finally does. Girfriend gets jealous. Orders people to rape main character. She gets raped. Boom. Clash. Everything better after sex with her man. She's preggy! Ex girlfriend tries to beat the crap out of her. Girl miscarried. OMG, guy gets pissed, they fall apart, have sex, everything fine, but ohno, guy has cancer! OMFG, he's gonna die! They have sex in the bubble room, guy dies as result, girl preggy again, boo hoo.

Summary of the movie and the book my sister pushed at me. One thing.








...WHERE WAS THE LOVE? All I got out of it was them having sex on impulse. For those who believe that movie is about true love, I have news for you!!! True love is waiting for you outside the window! No kidding! Just look at the creepy looking guy at the phonebooth, the one wearing the hat and trenchcoat, and one that's been stalking you for the last week or so! Just greet him and invite him it! Oh, have some manners, when you greet him, make sure you're not wearing any panties! Maybe no pants! Tee hee!

So the movie session was over. I'm not quite sure what started it, but this Korean girl started making a fuss at me because apparently, I think I'm better than her because I'm Japanese.




......OK, first and foremost, why would I think that? Is it the war deal? The whole Japan was an arse to Korea during the war and thus all Japanese people must be evil deal? Hmmm, could it be the whole OMG< LIEK, your people raped our women!!11 deal? If so, the question is, DID I RAPE YOU?? If yes again, then she sure must have had a boring vagina, 'cause I don't remember fucking her. Wait, do I even have a penis? Let me check. Hey, what's tha---- Oh, nevermind, that's my granola bar I was saving for breakfast. How'd it get there? I really don't like this way of thought process some Asians have. Really, most people assume I'm Chinese anyways. DOES IT REALLY MATTER?

Really, just when I thought I was going to have a drama-free semester. Looks like I was wrong. But it's alright, I'll just eat my granola bar and move on. Just because one is being a twat right now, doesn't mean all of them will. And I sure as hell refuse to be an ignorant bechhoe. DAMMIT, must attend biology lecture. Oh, the lovely days of college... What I do for the better future.







1. HighLighter Godzilla verses Sasukes invisable woo-woo. [link]
2. Mayuri-sama with soda pop [link]
3. Crack SasoDei [link]
4. Us in Harry Potter [link]
5. Sasori and Kisame with Blaziken

What to these things have in common?

Answer: They all failed to kill me I RULL ALL!! *fist of glory*

OK, sorry for the long ass nothingness time. College getting in the way, must study for those damn finals. But the semester shall be over in about a week, so that's great! Also, I was very depressed, but one unexpected factor saved me.





Naruto.




OMFG, WTF IS THAT!? SERIOUSLY, WTF!? Newest chapter killed me. Wow, a truck a 12ft pole, the ocean, all tried, and failed. But one chapter did the job, I was on the floor screaming my arse off, scaring the bejeebers out of me roommates (one kept on trying to get me to go to the infirmary ) and eating the lint off of the carpet (eww... Note to self, clean room.) and whatnot.








Allow me to spazz for another moment.









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WHY'S ME TEA ALL GONE!? WHO KEEPS DRINKING THEM!?





MEEEEEEEEEE!! *trips on book*







But arg! I feel the urge to start drawing again! I thankee, Mister Kishimoto, for thou has given me the power to... Begot some horrifying crack deviations! *dramatic music*

First mission, finish commissions. Second, just draw until my spleen squelches out and I die from it

I now have an adorable company sitting on my desk too. The siamese fighting fish, commonly known as betta fishes, Franky! I was tempted to name him Kisame, but my inner child ate my appendix (which I don't need, but it feels nice to have it around, material wealth count and whatnot) so Franky it is

And that concludes my spur of the moment joy flash!

1. HighLighter Godzilla verses Sasukes invisable woo-woo. [link]
2. Mayuri-sama with soda pop [link]
3. Crack SasoDei [link]
4. Us in Harry Potter [link]
5. Sasori and Kisame with Blaziken


may the depression cloud stay clear off of my prized gray matter

OK, since nobody got the 12,345 kiriban, I'm doing comissions again. They're free, not to worry! Absolutely free, it's just me appreciating you guys for all the support and all Either note me or post comment on what you want me to draw for you, and the first five requests will be taken. I'm so friggin depressed right now, this will hopefully cheer me up and all

1. HighLighter Godzilla verses Sasukes invisable woo-woo.
2. Mayuri-sama with soda pop [link]
3. Crack SasoDei [link]
4. Us in Harry Potter
5. Sasori and Kisame with Blaziken

Again, thanks for all the support, buddies!